1984

 So... We're hearing that Patty & Gal 

didn't do so well in their redux...? 

*WW84* isn't all that it 

could have been/promised to be? 

Maybe it is due to it 

having only ONE song from 1984 

in its entire soundtrack - and it is this: 

 

WOW. 

That was... underwhelming! 

(In spite of the daring bits there, 

for its day and prudish age; 

such as the protruding ones 

seen in this shot, screenshot 

for your convenience 

(since fickle YouTube might 

take it down any second now!)

 

...boobies? (Even if only side boob shots) in a MUSIC VIDEO from the Eighties?!? 

And all staged in the midst of some kind of sado-maso lesbo scene...?!? 

How did this get past the censors, back then? 

How did it get uploaded to YT... NOW? 

#ButThatIsAnotherStory

No, really... 

PATTY should have gone 

WITH THIS SONG INSTEAD: 

It tells the same basic tale as her film 

(heck - even features a lookalike 

of Chris Whatsisname; Steeeeve!!!) 

it's from the repertoire of a far more 

legendary band (the Moody Blues) 

and it represents the spirit of the 80s 

far better... IMHLO 

(In My Humble Luminous Opinion!) 

WHO CARES IF IT CAME OUT 

EXACTLY IN 1984 OR NOT!? 

What's more important here: 

historical accuracy in a fictitious work 

or artistic integrity and LOGIC!? 

Never mind - yeah...!

AND ANOTHER SONG THAT 

SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED... 

...yeah, okay - make it the original version!

... for BOTH "Diana Prince" 

and "Barbara Minerva" need an answer 

to that most anguishing question!  

FAST!!!

... and Steve... and Patty too! 

I mean... what was that... 

NO EURYTHMICS?!?