The Guidelines To Punishing

Source: Wikipedia 

Everybody knows (well, those who allow their minds 

to be polluted by pop culture and stuff like that!) 

this character called "Punisher" 

(once deemed very "cool" by Marvel Zombies) 

who has been portrayed by three (3) actors already... 

You got it: nothing but a jerk 

Not a "hero" of any kind - much less a superhero 

Not even kosher enough to be a vigilante... 

A worthless character-study of how just about 

any member of the NRA could become 

a perverted gun-toting fool 

in the grand ol' U.S. of A... 

(Kid you not; the only target he will not shoot 

is the dumbass Captain America!!!)  

So, yes... 

You can imagine the level of the insult here 

when a real-life righter of wrongs type 

is nicknamed "Punisher" after him...! 

AND HE ACTUALLY WAS BORN FIRST! 

Truly called "Pedrinho Matador" 

he made it his mission to kill 

*selectively* ~ targeting those 

who deserved it, really! 

By all stretches of the imagination, 

he should have been compared 

a hell of a lot more with 

DEXTER instead of PUNISHER 

(and, maybe, Peacemaker now...

The Watchmen' Comedian? 

DC's Vigilante - from the '80s, 

ironically around the time 

Pedro was killing indeed...) 

His assassinations actually inspired 

the creation of Dexter...! 

BUT HE HAD STOPPED THAT 

- having been apprehended, 

sentenced, done time - 

and he had a YouTube channel now 

"Pedrinho EX Matador" 

(no, brainless MCU zombies; 

he was not saying he was an 

X-Man now... no!) 

And here's what it looked like: 

Basically, he had a vlog 

where he attempted to be apologetical 

commenting current stories 

while reminiscing about his day 

affirming, all the while, 

that committing violent acts 

is nothing to be proud of. 

But he had made powerful enemies 

- enemies with connections - 

and no apology would do... 

The assassin was assassinated 

just recently - he was 68... 

...proving reality is always 

more tragic than 

fictional tragedy. 

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