Drink Coke - Got Shot StraightTo Hell!

Now, seriously - was there ever any doubt that the Adversary had something to do with that most diabolical of all modern creations; Coca-Cola?




And Pepsi must be the creation of Mephisto -  would-be usurper of the throne down below...! (if one is to believe Marvel crap, that is)

While you ponder these thoughts... carry on guzzling down sugared (not to mention caramelized, caffeinated and heavily gazeified too) water - from the tap!

Boycott all those poisons - NOW!

Or drink it up...

AND DIE!

See if I care...